Donald Trump wants a wall. The world wants a wall. Donald Trump wants Mexico to pay for a wall. Mexico is likely willing to pay for a wall, as long as the wall is around Donald Trump. All of our citizens who happen to be people of color will feel safer. Every country in the world will feel safer. This is a matter of national security.
Congress, pass a spending bill to construct a concrete wall, unadorned or perhaps with stucco, around "the Donald." Please include a ceiling lest his hair try to escape.