In light of the Administration's response to these petitions, I believe they should honestly consider working to officially change the definition of our form of government to a portmanteau of "Placebo," "Mockery," and "Democracy."
Placebomockracy.
n. Pla-see-BOW-mock-ra-see.
1.Type of government engineered by a conspiracy of cowardly politicians and big business lobbying.
2. Not a real democracy.