You Gives each of us 40 acres, a Mule, an Obama Phone, and $64,000 because we voted for you, brother Obama.

We did vote for you, sometime in great multiplicity, and nows you owe us back. So we be demanding a payback in reciprocity of like kind compensation wise as to wit the following is: 40 acres, a mule, free cell phone, and $64,000. Pay each and every of the signatories of this petition request the aforesaid remuneration compensation which is our DEMAND of grievances duly presented in this here demand upon the government White House for OUR MONEY due and payable from brother Obama. Thank you.